A Little Humor Helps The Wine Go Down
When you sample wine for its flavor, you are supposed to suck a small amount past your teeth and let it dance on your tongue. Rrrrrright.

Our first wine was a California chardonnay. Our teacher poured some into our glasses, pardon me, stemware. I sniffed, swirled and examined. Then I put the wine into my mouth and let it dance. Sort of a samba. Someone asked what we should pair with this wine. One wisecracking female student suggested Brad Pitt. MORE->

This is the first time I've seen anything from Larry Johnston but I hope I see more of his writing style. Clearly he doesn't need to drink Bordeaux First Growths to have fun with wine.